Learning Lessons

-Me, My daughter, and my girlfriend watching the FIM episode where they throw Pinkie Pie a surprise birthday party.-

Me: “Ok, so what  was the lesson here?”

My daughter: “Don’t think your friends are avoiding you. They might just be throwing you a surprise party.”

Me: “Good girl!”

-My daughter goes off to play.-

My girlfriend: “And what did YOU learn from this episode?”

Me: “Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy have sex in a cave/house owned by Harry the Bear.”

My girlfriend: “….They were just making an excuse.”

Me: “THIS TIME. But that doesn’t mean they don’t do it!”